George W. Bush has a heart attack, dies and goes to hell. The Devil informs him,
You're on my list, but I don't have room for you." He also notices the beginning of a smirk on George's face which quickly disappears when the Devil says: "I can't send you back...I'll tell you what I am going to do. There are three people here who weren't quite as bad as you so, I will let one of them go and you can take that person's place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first door to reveal Richard Nixon diving into a large pool of water, surfacing, getting out of the pool and then diving in again over and over and over - such was his fate in hell. "No," said George "I don't think so, because I'm not a very good swimmer and I couldn't be doing that day in and day out."
The Devil took him to the next door which, when opened, revealed Lyndon B. Johnson with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. His fate was to swing the hammer and break the rocks for the rest of time. "No," said George, "I've got this problem with my shoulder and I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day".
The Devil opened the third door and George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed with his arms and legs spread eagled and tied to the bedposts. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George stared at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I think I could put up with this."
The Devil smiled and said...
"Monica, you are free to go!"
You're on my list, but I don't have room for you." He also notices the beginning of a smirk on George's face which quickly disappears when the Devil says: "I can't send you back...I'll tell you what I am going to do. There are three people here who weren't quite as bad as you so, I will let one of them go and you can take that person's place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first door to reveal Richard Nixon diving into a large pool of water, surfacing, getting out of the pool and then diving in again over and over and over - such was his fate in hell. "No," said George "I don't think so, because I'm not a very good swimmer and I couldn't be doing that day in and day out."
The Devil took him to the next door which, when opened, revealed Lyndon B. Johnson with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. His fate was to swing the hammer and break the rocks for the rest of time. "No," said George, "I've got this problem with my shoulder and I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day".
The Devil opened the third door and George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed with his arms and legs spread eagled and tied to the bedposts. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George stared at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I think I could put up with this."
The Devil smiled and said...
"Monica, you are free to go!"
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